I Want A Date With The Menards Lady

Art Paul Schlosser · The Best Of Art Paul Schlosser

I want a date with the Menard's Lady

I want someone that can fix things to be my baby

Someone that's good with the tools

That can show me how to do a thing or two

I want a date with the Menard's Lady

I want a date with the Menard's Lady

You know the way she wears those over alls she really looks sexy

I like the way she calls out the prices

She's better then those girls they call the spices

I want a date with the Menard's lady

Madonna move over baby

Cause she's really hot and she's tough

And I really like the stuff that she's made out of

I want a date with the Menard's Lady

I Want A Date With The Menards Lady

Art Paul Schlosser delivers a characteristically whimsical performance on this track, which stands as a highlight within his eclectic discography. Known for blending traditional English-language songwriting with a distinct sense of humor, Schlosser often crafts narratives that resonate with everyday experiences. This recording captures his ability to transform mundane subjects into engaging musical moments, showcasing the playful spirit that defines much of his work. Featured on The Best Of Art Paul Schlosser, the song reflects the artist's enduring commitment to creating accessible, memorable tunes that connect with listeners through their unique storytelling and melodic charm. It remains a testament to his creative range and his status as a distinctive voice in his genre.