I Want You To Marry Me

I want you to marry me

I want you to marry me

Broken teeth

I'm living in poverty



I want you to marry me

I want you to marry me

I'm a real slob

I don't got a job



I want you to marry me

I want you to marry me

I'm ugly and mean

I can't fix a thing



I want you to marry me

I want you to marry me

I never shave or take a bath

But who cares about that



I want you to marry me

I want you to marry me

I've got warts and flies

I might even have a disease



And she said:



I will marry you

I will marry you

I'm a glutton for punishment

I'll marry any husband



I will marry you