Dead Skunk Perfume

1.When I first met you

I thought you were wise

I thought your Ideas were real intelligent



How was I to know

That you were really crazy

And that Dead Skunk Perfume you would invent



Chorus:Well it stinks and it's lousy

And it smells like dead onions

Or even something worse:Dead people in the tomb

Don't open the bottle

If you should find it

Don't go out and buy Dead Skunk Perfume



2.Well I used to go out with

A real pretty lady

She loved me and she smelled just like a rose



But somehow you convinced me

That you were better

So now when we go out I hold up my nose/(go back to chorus)/



Bridge:Dead Skunk Perfume will kill your neighbors

Dead Skunk Perfume will kill you as well

And if you die with that smell on you

God'll kick you out of heaven and you'll go to

(Well I hope not)/(back to chorus)