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Artist/Band: Art Paul Schlosser
Lyrics for Song: I Married An Irish Lassy
Lyrics for Album: I Want To Be Madonna ? & Greene plus 41 other songs and jokes



I had the strangest dream

All in the color green

I dreamt I married an Irish Lassy

To marry me she was happy



Before I could marry her

I had to decide which one was her

This was hard to guess

I didn't know which was yes



Because they both had the same color hair

Yeah they both had the same color hair

So before I answer your test

I have another test



I perfumed each room

With a different scent of perfume

One had the scent of roses

The other had clover doses



I said to her Father

I choose the one that that chooses clover

This was a very good plan

Smarter than any leprechaun



For one was Irish

The other was Swedish

And now you know the finale end

De Dit De Dit De Dit


Album Lyrics: I Want To Be Madonna ? & Greene plus 41 other songs and jokes


Art Paul Schlosser
"I Want To Be Madonna ? & Greene plus 41 other songs and jokes"


1. 3-6 Headed
2. 99-99
3. Confindently Sincerely Forever Goodbye (It's really:If you knew me)
4. Exaggeration
5. Greene
6. I Bet On The Packers
7. I Know
8. I Married An Irish Lassy
9. I Met A Snowwoman
10. Jesus Has Given Me You
11. Just a Pest(It's really: Confindently Sincerly Forever Goodbye)
12. Monument To Nothing
13. My Mother Is Reading A Book
14. My New Year's Resolution
15. Oh!
16. Roses Blood Red
17. Santa's In Jail
18. Spring
19. Super Duper Loud NOIZE
20. Taco Green Paste On Cardboard(Also includes: The Food is Really Cool)
21. The Food Is Cool(It's really Won't It Feel Good)
22. The Joy Of Snow
23. Train
24. Won't It Feel Good (It's really: Just a Pest)
25. You Better Watch This
26. You Don't Always Get What Your Due
27. You Don't Gotta Die
28. Your Car Is A Ufo