I Married An Irish Lassy

I had the strangest dream

All in the color green

I dreamt I married an Irish Lassy

To marry me she was happy



Before I could marry her

I had to decide which one was her

This was hard to guess

I didn't know which was yes



Because they both had the same color hair

Yeah they both had the same color hair

So before I answer your test

I have another test



I perfumed each room

With a different scent of perfume

One had the scent of roses

The other had clover doses



I said to her Father

I choose the one that that chooses clover

This was a very good plan

Smarter than any leprechaun



For one was Irish

The other was Swedish

And now you know the finale end

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