Are You Gullible

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You might be gullible

If you think everything that Jeff Foxworthy says is funny

You might be gullible

If you bought every CD the Beatles came out with

You might be gullible

If you think there are only two soda and both are cola

You might be gullible

You might be gullible

You might be gullible

You might be gullible

Or are you gullible ?

Or are you gullible ?



You might be gullible

If you bought the cereal just cause you want the prize

You might be gullible

If you think those cookies are really made by elves

You might be gullible

If you think the guy in your neighborhood who looks like Elvis

and acts like Elvis but sing real bad is really Elvis

You might be gullible

You might be gullible

You might be gullible

You might be gullible

Or are you gullible ?

Or are you gullible ?



You might be gullible

If you think everyone that works behind a desk is really working

You might be gullible

If you bought everything on the Home Shopper Network

You might be gullible

If you believe all the politicians are honest

You might be gullible

You might be gullible

You might be gullible

You might be gullible

Or are you gullible ?

Or are you gullible ?



Hey I've got a real good deal here

Here's a knife that's plastic that cuts real good

Or how about this Condominium on ocean front property in Arizona

Or how about the Eiffel tower I've got a real good price

you can buy it from me

Or are you gullible ?

Or are you gullible ?

You might be gullible

You might be gullible

And if your gullible

And if your gullible

You lose all your money after while