Be My Friend

Art Paul Schlosser · Vote For Me, Its A Joke [2003]

I like icecream

I like cake

And I'ld like you to be my friend



I'm not very good

At philosphy

But one thing I know is let's be friends



I'm not a politician

I'm not running for office

But still I say we need friends



And if this whole world

Would throw down their weapons

Turn the other cheek and be friends



Well maybe this world

Would be a better place

There'ld be no war or voilence,we'ld be friends



You don't have to be

So highly political

All you really need is to be friends



And if this poem

Never sells a million copies

Still I say lets be friends



Cause you don't need to be

A big time celebraty

To realize that you need friends



I like icecream

I like cake

And I'ld like you to be my friend