Beach Old Lady

Hi,this is a song I wrote about the Beach Boys

because they're kind of old these days

and they're getting even older and I was thinking

maybe this something they will sing at age 100.



Beach old lady, Beach old lady

Beach old lady, Beach old lady

Beach old lady, Beach old lady

Shriveled in the Sand



Beach old lady, Beach old lady

Beach old lady, Beach old lady

Beach old lady, Beach old lady

Am I to old to be your old man ?



We haven't had a hit in quite a while

But we still need the bucks

So even though we don't got no new hits

We're gonna sing the old songs that suck



Beach old lady, Beach old lady

Beach old lady, Beach old lady

Beach old lady, Beach old lady

Shriveled in the Sand



Beach old lady, Beach old lady

Beach old lady, Beach old lady

Am I to old to be your old man ?



Yeah all our grand children listen to punk

And some of them listen to rap

And every time we try to practice

They said turn that off it's