Big Toes

Art Paul Schlosser · Vote For Me, Its A Joke [2003]

You maybe wondering why I like you

Yeah you may want to know

Well it's not cause of your hair

Or you eyes that glow

No it's not cause your rich

I know you got a lot of dough

Well you know the real reason is

You've got big toes



Big toes, big toes, big toes, big toes

My Baby she's got real big toes

Kazoo

My Baby she's got real big toes



Well there's a lot of women out there

That really put on a show

Some can dance

You know and some can do tricks with a yoyo

Some they like to dress up

And some they play Rock N Roll

But none compare to my women

She's got big toes



Big toes, big toes, big toes, big toes

My Baby she's got real big toes

Kazoo

My Baby she's got real big toes



I mean 10 feet high

I mean you know they're bigger than my house

I mean you can't go near them with an army

I mean she'll step on you