Blunt

Why don't you come over anymore?

Why do you stay away?

Why did you change your phone number?

Just cause I called you 50 million times each day



Why don't you like my new suit?

Hey it's designed in plaid

Don't you like the new colon I'm wearing?

It smells like garlic the latest fad



Why did you put sharks in the swimming pool?

Why did you try to make me drown?

Why did you write all across the sky:

Hey honey I don't want you around?



Hey it's a mystery to me

Hey I don't even understand

Are you saying you really hate me?

Or are you saying you really think I'm grand?