Cheesie Valentine

Art Paul Schlosser · Songs I Recorded On The Phone

Be my cheesy valentine

Cover me with swiss oh so sublime

Put monster on my arms and feet

I can't think of a better treat

Then to cheddar me or colby me over my head

Melt me like on your potato

Or sandwich me with ham and bread

Some people like pizza with cheese and tomato

Vegan me when no one looking

I won't tell vegetarians that your a dairian

So ask the librarian

For a book on cheesy broccolarian

Hey cheese it isn't sin

No cheese is a vacation

There are many more I forgot to mention

Let this verse represent them

Shout out here your favorite cheese