Eating Cheese

I'm eating cheese

I'm eating cheese

I don't want to sneeze

But I'm eating some cheese



Some people like it during the day

Some people eat it at night

Some people eat it in the morning

Or for midnight delight



I'm eating cheese

I'm eating cheese

I don't want to sneeze

But I'm eating some real good cheese



Well Cheese with turkey

Cheese with ham

Cheese with beef jerky

Or cheese with spam



I'm eating cheese

I'm eating cheese

I don't want to sneeze

But I'm eating some real good cheese



Do you like Colby ?

Do you like swiss ?

Do you like that weird cheese spread

That looks kind of like this ?

Okay, you're saying you don't know what I'm talking about

How can you see what I'm saing on the radio ?

Well I don't know

But swiss cheese has a lot of holes



I'm eating cheese

I'm eating cheese

I don't want to sneeze

Hushoo

No I don't want to sneeze

But I'm eating some real good cheese