Get The New Sappy Crooner Cd!

Hi,I'm Frank at Mad Media bringing you a new CD

that you might be interested.

Are you sick of good music ?

Are you sick of music that you enjoy ?

Well here's something new that you may even hate.

And you'll love it if you really hate music

and you really love music that you hate.

The Sappy Crooner who sings:

I'm wearing life cereal all over my body,

I don't eat it for breakfast anymore.

It's now you can wear it.

Or you'll get this other song by The Sappy Crooner called

There Are Dead Fish in my Car

and That's Why I smell so bad.

Or how about this other one:

I Have a Headache and I'm Coming Over ?

Or how about this one:There Are Snakes in my Bedroom

and In My Kitchen so Come on Over and Visit me

and We'll Enjoy Watching the Snakes ?

Or how about um That Tack is Sharp and I Sat On It ?

Okay well send $9.99 in 5,10,or 20 easy payments

and maybe we'll send you one eventually.



Ah Fly by Night

ah Mad Productions

Fly by Night records

Ah 1919 Nowhere

Um someplace in Arizona



Okay I'll be calling you again sometime soon by