Have I Got A Real Good Deal For You

Have I got a real good deal for you

Here's a light bulb is it red or is it blue

Read the fine print see if it's true

The fine print is so small you can't read it too

Have I got a real good deal for you



Back at the house

The cat was eating a mouse

The farmer and his spouse

Were sitting on the couch

Some people say

Take life day to day

Don't hurry to fast

Or you wound up on your



Have I got a real good deal for you

Hey why don't you buy some of this glue

Oh no I'm stuck to you

You better not sue me because I've got a lawyer too

Have I got a real good deal for you



Moral of the story

Everything is Hunky Dory

Smile and the World smiles with you

So what if you lose a penny or two

But don't let yourself get real _______



Have I got a deal for you