Hey Birthday Boy (Art Paul)

We celebrate your birthday

Even if you don't

Be glad you're getting older

'Cause when you're dead you won't!

(You'll probable be a ghost

or maybe your body will be rotting in the ground

with worms in it. What a morbid thought. okay anyways)

So happy happy birthday

From everyone you know

Now we will light the candles(If we don't burn the house down)

And birth - day - boy - you - blow!

(If we burn the house down you'll really have to blow)

Kazoo~~~~~~~~

Kazoo sound like a siren

(I don't know if that was an ambulance or the fire department

but boy we better put out these flames fast)