Hey Let's Talk

Art Paul Schlosser · Reinventing Myself

Hey let's talk

How's your Mother?

How's your Father?

Go ahead you can talk back

Oh you think I can't hear you

Oh but did you know

I put bugs in your apartment

Yeah all over

In the bathroom too I even got cameras there

I know what you do when you get undressed

Well um oh speaking of Mothers

Did you know your Mother's

Mother's Mother's Mother's Mother's Mother's Mother's Mother's

Well anyways

Does it really matter?

And do you know the point

Of what we're talking about?

Well you see if you point with your finger

and then stab it into someone else's eye

It hurts

So don't do that

Make sure you always talk with your hands

And then hit people in the face

And while your talking with your hands it really expresses you know

Don't you like it when people talk with their hands

You know

Well the other

You know

Yeah

The other day

Yeah

You know

And

You know

Well I'm sorry

Did I mess up your food

Splat

On the floor there

Well I didn't mean to knock your food down

I was just trying to express how I felt about this one situation

Did you see the fish that got away

The fish this big

No the one twice that size

You know the one I caught which broke my line

so I'll never know what it look like

And anyways um here's the picture with my thumb in the way

So a

Yeah

It really happened

When I was inside that Whale

On the tooth it said Jonah

No I'm just kidding

Um

Anyways

Um

So um

Yeah and

Well oh

This is called the keyboard

And a you go like this and you've got piano

And um right here is some strings

This what a violin sounds like

I'm off to see the wizard

No I didn't right that song I'm sorry

A oh yeah sitar you like sitarist don't you?

I always thought if I ever

I thought if I ever did

A really different type of album

It would be cool to write a song on sitar

So that I could um

You know people sit around listening to the album and thinking

I'm talking about wise things

And they can relate

and get meaning from the album because it's got sitar on it