Hey-Bob A He-Bob A Be-Bob A Bo-Bob

Art Paul Schlosser · Warning: Listening To This Cd Could Be Dangerous To Your Health

Hey-bob a he-bob a bo-bob a be-bob

a be-bob a bo-bob a hey-bob a he-bob



My girlfriend had black hair and it was cut funny

and then she dye it purple and then orange

She had 16 earrings in one nose and that's the truth or is it a lie



Hey-bob a he-bob a bo-bob a be-bob

a be-bob a bo-bob a hey-bob a he-bob



She left me for some guy who was ugly

and mean and cruel and never took a bath

He wore a black leather jacket with a chain and ball at the end



Hey-bob a he-bob a bo-bob a be-bob

a be-bob a bo-bob a hey-bob a he-bob



I went and applied for a job at a restaurant

They said I was to conservative

Said I was to liberal

Said I was to radical

And then they said I was a communist



Hey-bob a he-bob a bo-bob a be-bob

a be-bob a bo-bob a hey-bob a he-bob



I went down State street wearing a brand new suit

It was really good looking

These kids came up to me put a sticker on my back say kick him

And then they rip off both of my sleeves said ain't he funny ha ha



Hey-bob a he-bob a bo-bob a be-bob

a be-bob a bo-bob a hey-bob a he-bob



I told the police and complain to them

They said it was my fault

And then they took me to jail for vagrancy



Hey-bob a he-bob a bo-bob a be-bob

a be-bob a bo-bob a hey-bob a he-bob



sing along now

Said sing along now



Hey-bob a he-bob a bo-bob a be-bob

a be-bob a bo-bob a hey-bob a he-bob



This is what I think about it you know life isn't always what you expect

and heres my advise



Don't make a deal with the Devil

The Devil will not help you

His only plan

Is to make you land

In a place that is not cool



Don't make a deal with the Devil

The devil will not be true

He'll only lie

Saying it's a good buy

And in the end you'll be the fool

About Hey-Bob A He-Bob A Be-Bob A Bo-Bob

Art Paul Schlosser's "Hey-Bob A He-Bob A Be-Bob A Bo-Bob" stands as a vibrant example of his unique comedic and musical style, blending spoken-word humor with rhythmic delivery. Released on the album *Warning: Listening To This Cd Could Be Dangerous To Your Health*, the track showcases Schlosser's ability to create engaging, character-driven performances that often mimic popular acts while maintaining a distinct personal voice. The song reflects the eclectic nature of his discography, which includes live recordings and humorous imitations alongside sincere musical pieces. By navigating between parody and genuine expression, Schlosser crafted a body of work that appeals to audiences seeking entertainment through wit and musical skill. This recording remains a notable song in his catalog, highlighting his commitment to creating memorable, conversation-starting music that balances humor with artistic integrity.