I Found A Costume II

Art Paul Schlosser · Songs I Recorded On The Phone

I went junk picking

I went junk picking

I went junk picking around Halloween and I actually found ?

I actually found something



I found a costume

I found a costume

I was kind of amazed

I found a costume in the garbage it was never touched



It said Michael Jackson

I thought it would be kind of neat

To dress up as Michael Jackson on Halloween



I even started talking like him

Hi,I'm Michael Jackson

I didn't do all of those things you know

When I went they came to the door for candy they just didn't want any



Parents said stay away from my kids

I don't want you to mess around

Your probable one of those perverts

They didn't want Michael Jackson to mess around with their kids

It was just a costume



It was just a costume

But they didn't want any of my candy

They were wondering about me

Why I was talking like this they didn't think that it was funny



It wasn't funny

Hey I'm Michael Jackson

Tell me who's Bad

They didn't think it was funny,they told me to leave their kids alone