I Hate Doing Dishes

Art Paul Schlosser · Warning: Listening To This Cd Could Be Dangerous To Your Health

I'm working at that local spit spoon restaurant

I'm scrubbing off that grease and that grime

I'm working late hours just to make some minimum wage

Yesterday they ask me to take out the slime

I hate doing dishes

I hate doing dishes

I hate doing dishes

Well you gotta work late on fridays and you gotta work holidays

And a you know the moment you get a day off someone calls in sick

And you know the boss is always complaining about the silverware

And asking for a raise don't get you anywhere

I hate doing dishes

I hate doing dishes

I hate doing dishes

Well the moment you get there you gotta get caught up with all the dishes

So you work real hard to get caught up

and then they give you lots of pots

So you work real hard to get caught up with the pots

and then you get behind with the dishes

And you got to work real hard and you got to stay late to get caught up

I hate doing dishes

I hate doing dishes

I hate doing dishes

One more time

I hate doing dishes

You hate doing dishes

We hate doing dishes

Oh Yeah

About I Hate Doing Dishes

Art Paul Schlosser's "I Hate Doing Dishes" stands as a quintessential example of his energetic, novelty-driven approach to Elvis Presley imitations. Recorded on the self-titled *Warning: Listening To This Cd Could Be Dangerous To Your Health*, the track showcases Schlosser's ability to blend comedic timing with a robust vocal performance that captures the spirit of rock and roll while maintaining a distinct personal flair. The song's upbeat tempo and playful lyrics reflect the lighthearted nature of his discography, which often features humorous takes on everyday themes and pop culture references. As part of his broader body of work, this recording highlights his commitment to entertaining audiences through parody and musical exaggeration, cementing his legacy as a dedicated fan and performer who brought the King's style to a unique, comedic conclusion.