I Saw Her

I saw her

I saw her

At the parade



I saw her

I saw her

she look like she needed a shave



I don't mind

I don't mind

Women in suits



I don't mind

I don't mind

Army boots



But there's something

Something

About a beard



On woman

On Woman

It looks weird



I saw her

I saw her

At the convent



I saw her

I saw her

Her knees where bent



I don't mind

I don't mind

Woman who pray



I don't mind

I don't mind

Going to church everyday



But there's something

Something

About dating a nun



You know you can't

You know you can't

Can't kiss them



I saw her

I saw her

In the police car



I saw her

I saw her

Arrest people at the bar



I don't mind

I don't mind

Woman cops



I don't mind

I don''t mind

When they say stop



But there's something

Something

About a female officer



You know when you go out

When you go out

You better not jaywalk around her