I Want You To Marry Me

Art Paul Schlosser · My Cat Was Taking A Bath & Dead Skunk Perfume Plus 23 Other Songs

I want you to marry me

I want you to marry me

Broken teeth

I'm living in poverty



I want you to marry me

I want you to marry me

I'm a real slob

I don't got a job



I want you to marry me

I want you to marry me

I'm ugly and mean

I can't fix a thing



I want you to marry me

I want you to marry me

I never shave or take a bath

But who cares about that



I want you to marry me

I want you to marry me

I've got warts and flies

I might even have a disease



And she said:



I will marry you

I will marry you

I'm a glutton for punishment

I'll marry any husband



I will marry you

About I Want You To Marry Me

Art Paul Schlosser's "I Want You To Marry Me" stands as a poignant song in his extensive body of work, blending theatrical flair with sincere romantic sentiment. Recorded within the eclectic catalog of *My Cat Was Taking A Bath & Dead Skunk Perfume Plus 23 Other Songs*, the track exemplifies Schlosser's unique ability to merge pop sensibilities with a distinct, often self-deprecating humor. The song reflects his broader musical style, which frequently oscillates between earnest love songs and absurdist comedy, a hallmark of his career spanning decades. Rather than adhering to traditional pop structures, Schlosser infuses the recording with a quirky, almost theatrical delivery that captures the attention of listeners seeking something unconventional. The piece serves as a testament to his dedication to crafting memorable melodies and lyrics that resonate on both an emotional and intellectual level. By maintaining a balance between genuine affection and playful irreverence, the track remains a standout example of his discography, offering a glimpse into the creative mind behind one of the most distinctive voices in independent music history.