I Want You To Marry Me & Pink Pants

I want you to marry me

I want you to marry me

I've got broken teeth

I'm living in poverty



I want you to marry me

I want you to marry me

Well I'm a real slob

I don't got a job



I want you to marry me

I want you to marry me

Well I'm ugly and mean

I can't fix a thing



I want you to marry me

I want you to marry me

I never shave or take a bath

But who cares about that



I want you to marry me

I want you to marry me

I've got warts and flies

I might even have a disease



And she said:



I will marry you

I will marry you

I'm a glutton for punishment

I'll marry any husband



1.Well you can sing and you can dance

You might be real good when it comes to romance

You maybe able to tell a diamond from a glance

You ain't done nothing 'til you wear pink pants



Chorus: Pink Pants

Pink Pants

Said all you Uncles

And all you Aunts

All you Critters

All you Cats

You ain't done nothing 'til you wear pink pants



2.It's the latest fad, the latest scene

It causes the woman to scream! Scream! Scream!

You may think I'm just a little bit obscene

Ain't done nothing 'til you wear pink pants



3.Get you Uncle some

Get your Grandma some

Your late great Uncle Nate

All your relatives

Friends too