I'm A Clutz

Art Paul Schlosser · Untitled I And Untitled II

When I saw you dear

I knew you be true

I knew I could love you

Then I spilled a malt shake on your shoe shoe shoe



I'm sorry dear

But I'm a real clutz

I tell you that I love you

Then I drive you car into a bus a bus a bus



Ask my boss

He'll tell you just the same

The other day when I went to work

I broke the window pane pane pane



Could it be the day I was born

Hey could it be my parents

Could it be the fact

I eat to many carrots carrots carrots



Kazoo~~~~~~~~~~~~



Well let's go out tonight

We'll dance and dance and dance

We'll rock around the clock

Oops I spilled my soda on your pants pants pants



I'm sorry dear

But I'm a real clutz

I tell you that I love you

Then I drive you car into a bus bus bus bus