I'm A Clutz

Art Paul Schlosser · Untitled I And Untitled II

When I saw you dear

I knew you be true

I knew I could love you

Then I spilled a malt shake on your shoe shoe shoe

I'm sorry dear

But I'm a real clutz

I tell you that I love you

Then I drive you car into a bus a bus a bus

Ask my boss

He'll tell you just the same

The other day when I went to work

I broke the window pane pane pane

Could it be the day I was born

Hey could it be my parents

Could it be the fact

I eat to many carrots carrots carrots

Kazoo~~~~~~~~~~~~

Well let's go out tonight

We'll dance and dance and dance

We'll rock around the clock

Oops I spilled my soda on your pants pants pants

I'm sorry dear

But I'm a real clutz

I tell you that I love you

Then I drive you car into a bus bus bus bus

I'm A Clutz

Art Paul Schlosser's 'I'm A Clutz' stands as a quintessential example of his unique musical persona, blending satirical humor with a distinct Elvis Presley imitation. Recorded within the context of his self-titled discography, the track captures Schlosser's signature style of channeling rock-and-roll energy while maintaining a comedic edge that defined his public image. The song reflects a period where he actively engaged with pop culture tropes, using his voice and performance to create a memorable, albeit self-deprecating, sound. As part of his broader catalog of recordings, 'I'm A Clutz' remains a notable song that showcases his ability to merge entertainment with musical performance, appealing to listeners who appreciate his specific brand of parody and rockabilly flair.