I'm Demoralizing Your Kids

I'm demoralizing your Kids

I tell them to eat Twinkies

Hey Twinkies are good for you

I haven't seen the dentist since I had teeth



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I'm demoralizing your kids

I tell them that Sugar is good for them

Hey donut cereal has 8 essentials vitamins

And It taste even better when you add sugar to it



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Halloween is a very good holiday

Buy lots of candy and give it all away

And if you can't give it all away your kids will be glad to eat it

Guaranteed two cavities on the next visit



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