Intro: Warning

Hi, My name is Rudolph the Robot

with a warning for the people that bought this CD.



Warning ! The following songs were written by a street musician

before he was signed by a major record label or had a college degree

and so they may have truth or humor that will either wake you up

or gross you out.



If you are used to listening to The Bubble Gum Rock

or INSX or the Backstreet Boys or Britney Spears

then the following songs may either change your life

or shock you so much you may actually sell your designer jeans

and become a monk or rabbi and change your name to what it was before.



Which means you may tell your friends what you honestly think.

Then again Art thinks most people life's are so shallow

he doubts most people will think anything

but that the following songs are just jokes.



Except where Art is trying to be funny

and then he thinks people will think those parts are weird

or strange metaphors for sex or drugs.



So don't even waste your time listening to this CD

quickly go sell it to the used CD store

and used the money to buy whatever Rolling Stone Magazine says is cool.



Don't bother even listening to it because it might make wake you up

and you might have to get a real life.