Junk Mail

Junk mail

Junk mail

In my mailbox



Telling me lies

And alibis

& 600 cures for chickenpoxs



A cow that milks

Chocolate milk

For 6 thousand dollars



Glow in the dark

Flouresent Silk

Comes in 3 colors



A preacher who

Yes it's true

Needs a million dollars or he'll die



A 101

Ways to

Walk across the sky



It's not that I doubt

What these things are about

It's just that I think they're all lies



So I throw them all

In my garbage can

And kiss them all goodbye



So I take them all

To the recyling plant

I kiss them all goodbye



So I use them all

For scratch paper

And I kiss them all goodbye



So I use them all

For bacon drippings

And I kiss them all goodbye



A 101 ways

To use junk mail

And kiss it all goodbye



And if you like

I'll send you my brochure

And you can kiss it all goodbye



Yeah cause once we use all the trees

It will be hard to breath

And we can kiss ourselves goodbye



Yeah 101 ways

To use junk mail

And kiss it all goodbye



So if you like

I'll send you my brochure

And you can kiss it all goodbye



Cause once we're dead

We can kiss ourselves goodbye