Kermit The Frog Aftershave

Kermit the Frog After Shave.

Have you been having problems trying to get piggies

to go out with you on a date..

You know female pigs will not go for just anything

And Kermit the Frog ought to know

He's had a lot of experience dating Miss Piggy

And so if your having problems dating female pigs try

Kermit the Frog After Shave

And if you try it now will also send you

a Kermit The Frog bow tie to go with it

Yes you too can be like Kermit the Frog