Mamas Don't Let Ur Babies Grow Up To Be Star Trekkies Or Scifi Fanboy

Art Paul Schlosser · Other Songs - Art Paul Schlosser

Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Star Trekkies and Scifi Fanboys

Don't let them collect scifi dolls,

watch DVDs,build models make them play football

or basket ball or baseball, instead of standing in movie lines

Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Star Trekkies and Scifi Fanboys

Cause they'll always want to be at home in their room alone watching

some DVD they've seen 50 million times



Star Trekkies and Scifi fanboys aren't easy to understand

especially if they talk in klingon,

and they're harder to buy a present for.

Especially when the rare item he wants is no longer

availble or very expensive in stores.



Hey LukeSki are you sure you want that one ?



Okay anyways.

You might find it on Ebay you know if the rare item

if your really lucky but don't bid to soon

Or you end up shoveling out a lot of money as the price sky rockets

to the moon



hey I said something moon is that scifi ?



Kazoo~~~~~~~~~~~



Somewhere out in outer space

Is the strangest place



Kazoo~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Can you imagine what the guy that wrote this song would look like

if he was Darf Vader



Star Trekkies and

Scifi Fanboys love to watch scifi TV about vampires,

monsters, or about outer space.



I bet they like, I bet they like the twilight zone ?



Movies or TV shows that have nothing to do with any real reality

in this place



When did you see a vampire come knocking at your door lately ?



He don't care about college scholarship ,

being a banker and don't ask him what he'll do for a job

Cause if he ends up a janitor it's perhaps your fault

for using the TV to babysit your kid Bob



Okay everybody now sing it with me

Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Scifi, Star Trekkies

and Scifi Fanboys

Don't let them collect scifi dolls, watch DVDs,build models

make them play football, or baseball

or tennis instead standing in movie lines.



Boy I've been missing this one DVD, I hope my kid doesn't have it.



Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Star Trekkies and Scifi Fanboys

Cause they'll always want to be home in their room alone

watching some DVD your trying to find, they've seen 50 million times



Somewhere in the twilight zone is your DVD.