My Mother Is Reading A Book
Art Paul Schlosser · I Want To Be Madonna ? & Greene plus 41 other songs and jokes
1.There's earthquakes on the ground
There's thunder in the air
There's a gorilla over there
Who's eating the mirror
In the kitchen if you look
There's an aligator cook
But my mother don't care
She's reading a book
Chorus 1 :Yeah my mother don't care
She's reading a book
She ain't gonna bother
She ain't gonna look
Go away from me now
I don't care anyhow
I don't care if it's Father Brown riding an elephant on a clown
2.Meanwhile Captain Marvel
Is riding a dinosaur
There are snakes and vampires
Coming up from the floor
A giants about to smash the house
But my mothers not shook
Yeah my mother don't care
She's reading a book
Chorus 2 :Yeah my mother don't care
She's reading a book
She ain't gonna bother
She ain't gonna look
Go away from me now
I don't care anyhow
I don't care if it's a 6 headed man eating cow
3.KAZOO solo ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Hey mom look !
Hey mom there's a parade !
They got a polka band and everything
Hey mom come here and look !
But my mother don't care she's reading a book
Chorus 3 :Yeah my mother don't care
She's reading a book
She ain't gonna bother
She ain't gonna look
Go away from me now
I don't care anyhow
I don't care if the whole town has been painted florescent brown
There's thunder in the air
There's a gorilla over there
Who's eating the mirror
In the kitchen if you look
There's an aligator cook
But my mother don't care
She's reading a book
Chorus 1 :Yeah my mother don't care
She's reading a book
She ain't gonna bother
She ain't gonna look
Go away from me now
I don't care anyhow
I don't care if it's Father Brown riding an elephant on a clown
2.Meanwhile Captain Marvel
Is riding a dinosaur
There are snakes and vampires
Coming up from the floor
A giants about to smash the house
But my mothers not shook
Yeah my mother don't care
She's reading a book
Chorus 2 :Yeah my mother don't care
She's reading a book
She ain't gonna bother
She ain't gonna look
Go away from me now
I don't care anyhow
I don't care if it's a 6 headed man eating cow
3.KAZOO solo ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Hey mom look !
Hey mom there's a parade !
They got a polka band and everything
Hey mom come here and look !
But my mother don't care she's reading a book
Chorus 3 :Yeah my mother don't care
She's reading a book
She ain't gonna bother
She ain't gonna look
Go away from me now
I don't care anyhow
I don't care if the whole town has been painted florescent brown