Never Go On A Date With A Thief

Never go on a date with a thief

He might just take your TV

No matter how good looking they are

Never trust them to the keys to your car

Never show them where

You put your diamond ring

Your ruby shaped in a pair

Or your golden things

Your valuables you want to keep

Never go on a date with a thief



Never go on a date with a thief

When they come it's better to leave

They bring you diamonds really hot

From jail will keep you not

And no matter what their exterior

Even if they seem to care

Always keep in mind

Poison comes in pretty designs

I repeat

Never go on a date with a thief



Never go on a date with a thief

No matter how sweet

They might lie to you

And act like it's true

And when the money's gone

The truth will really dawn

It will be a reality

When your friend you no more see

If you don't want a lot of grief

Never go on a date with a thief



Honey can I have the keys to the car ?