Plaid Christmas

I'll have a plaid Christmas it's certain

I bought some plaid wall paper and curtains

Decorations in plaid on a plaid Christmas tree

I bought you a plaid dress so you can be with me



I'll have a blue Christmas I know

I even have a fake snow blower that blows fake plaid snow

Why would you want a Christmas of just plain white

When plaid is dynamite

I'll have a plaid plaid Christmas



I'll have a plaid Christmas it's true

I'll wear a plaid suit just to be with you

Will have plaid candy canes and plaid hot chocolate

Plaid little elves with jokes of plaid whit

I'll have a plaid Christmas Ho Ho Ho

Ho Ho Ho have a Merry plaid Christmas

Goodbye