Purple Bananas On The Moon

1.There's purple bananas on the moon

I'm not quite sure but they said it was true

I'd go there and find out for myself

But I don't have the time or the wealth

I'd read a book about it too

But they say books can lie to you



2.Besides, they convinced me "ride this flying horse"

"It's the best we've got but we'll sell it, of course"

I know what your saying; the horse is a goat

with the price I paid, how could I say no

Besides they convinced me it really has wings

I'm going to fly to the moon, eat purple bananas, and sing

Purple bananas on the moon