Santa Is Elvis

You know I have a theory on this Santa Claus stuff



Elvis is Santa

And you know a they say Santa is everywhere

and they say Elvis is everywhere

And you a they're both fat

You know and the one day of the year

you never hear of Elvis performing was on Christmas

and you know Santa well that's the one day he works all year.

And a well you know there's a couple other theories here

you know Elvis makes a lot of money performing

and well Santa got have a lot money to give all those gifts away

Well and the last one is that no one really know where they're at

And so maybe Elvis is Santa or maybe Santa works for the CIA