The Christmas Book Club

Join the Christmas Book Club !

Our latest best sellers are:

Martyred Trees Are Dying

Saint Nicholas is the Pope

The Red on Santa's Clothes Means He's a Communist From The USSR

And Reindeer Can't Fly

We still sell last years best sellers which were

An Old Man Running Around in His Red Long Johns is a Disgrace to Society

Stay Off The Sauce Rudolph

And Yes Virginia Your Dad is Lying

These are our other Christmas Books we sell for half price:

C. A. Christmas Carol Anonymous:

Tips to Help You Over Come Being Addicted to Watching Christmas Carols

or Other Christmas Specials like It's A Wonderful Life Part 2

Here's another Book:

Gosh Santa Your Clothes Are Really Out Of Style

Here's the last one Santa is Working for The CIA

Send Check or Money order to:



Fly By Night Books

1414 Rip You Off street

Suckerville,Wisconsin



Or just send your credit card number and will send you all the books