The Computer Is Thinking
Art Paul Schlosser · Songs I Recorded On The Phone
The computer is thinking
And the light is blinking
But it doesn't go anywhere
And I sit and stair
Wondering what I'm doing
Such a beautiful day
Why do I stay
I could be having fun
Sometimes I wonder if I'm dumb
The computer is thinking
And the light is blinking
And right when it's about to get somewhere
It says it cannot go there
So I start again
To myspace one of my friends
And right when I'm about to get to there website
You guess it
Another blinking light
Yeah the computer is thinking
And the light is blinking
And I'm starting to get mad
I want to get my axe
And wack
My computer to death
The computer is thinking
And the light is blinking
And I've been here for more than a year
And I haven't changed my underwear
Maybe that's too much information available
What do you ?
Anyway
Oh I order a pizza now and then
And I've been visited by some of my friends
They must think that I am doomed
Because I can not leave this room
Something might happen
The computer is thinking
And the light is blinking
I've been here for 45 years
And I haven't cut my hair
It's grown way out of reach
There's a bear
Standing outside my door
Wondering when I'm gonna leave my front porch floor
But I never leave the basement
No I can't quit
Do you think I'm addicted
Do you think I'm addicted
The Computer is thinking
And the like is blinking
It's got to do something
I'd hate to take it in
A took my other computer in once
Boy that was a bad choice
They put it on a shelf somewhere
Then after a month or 2
They said there's nothing they can do
Then I brought it home
Only to find
Everything was wiped out
I don't know what happened
They said it wasn't there fault
The computer is thinking
And the light is blinking
But I'm just gonna get my gun
And I'll shoot it
And the next the salesman comes
Well I'm not gonna buy one
Not from him
I just go to the library use there's
They can fix it
It's only a half an hour or hour or so
I don't know
The computer is thinking
And the light is blinking
We can not do that
This does not work
This does not work
There's a problem
Problem
This does not work
And the light is blinking
But it doesn't go anywhere
And I sit and stair
Wondering what I'm doing
Such a beautiful day
Why do I stay
I could be having fun
Sometimes I wonder if I'm dumb
The computer is thinking
And the light is blinking
And right when it's about to get somewhere
It says it cannot go there
So I start again
To myspace one of my friends
And right when I'm about to get to there website
You guess it
Another blinking light
Yeah the computer is thinking
And the light is blinking
And I'm starting to get mad
I want to get my axe
And wack
My computer to death
The computer is thinking
And the light is blinking
And I've been here for more than a year
And I haven't changed my underwear
Maybe that's too much information available
What do you ?
Anyway
Oh I order a pizza now and then
And I've been visited by some of my friends
They must think that I am doomed
Because I can not leave this room
Something might happen
The computer is thinking
And the light is blinking
I've been here for 45 years
And I haven't cut my hair
It's grown way out of reach
There's a bear
Standing outside my door
Wondering when I'm gonna leave my front porch floor
But I never leave the basement
No I can't quit
Do you think I'm addicted
Do you think I'm addicted
The Computer is thinking
And the like is blinking
It's got to do something
I'd hate to take it in
A took my other computer in once
Boy that was a bad choice
They put it on a shelf somewhere
Then after a month or 2
They said there's nothing they can do
Then I brought it home
Only to find
Everything was wiped out
I don't know what happened
They said it wasn't there fault
The computer is thinking
And the light is blinking
But I'm just gonna get my gun
And I'll shoot it
And the next the salesman comes
Well I'm not gonna buy one
Not from him
I just go to the library use there's
They can fix it
It's only a half an hour or hour or so
I don't know
The computer is thinking
And the light is blinking
We can not do that
This does not work
This does not work
There's a problem
Problem
This does not work