The Latest Elvis Imitator

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He's the lastest Elvis imitator

Singing Elvis songs from a boat from the equator

Drinking champagne and acting real cool

But he's not real,he's just a fool



Trying to be someone else

Just so he can get all that wealth

And now that he got his record contract

He's gonna bring Elvis back



To the world and to the stage

See him on the front page

Of every fan magazine you ever seen

Isn't he a real dream

Wait til he comes to your town

Flirts with all the women all around

Sings 50 million Elvis songs

Makes you all sing along



After 10 years or maybe so

One day a mustache he does grow

(Female Fan):Hey your Elvis don't you know

Elvis didn't have a mustache, No!



(Elvis Imitator):Well I'm Elvis and I'm the King

And I can do anything

(Female Fan):Well if your Elvis why aren't you dead ?

(Elvis Imitator):I've been really well fed