The Worst Pie

Darling I love you,I really care

My feelings for you are more than rare

I went to the store and guess what I did buy



Chorus:

It's a peppermint rasberry butterscotch pie

Sicks around and gathers flies

Makes you puke and want to die

Hit your neighbor in the eye

With a peppermint rasberry butterscotch pie



Step right up to the refrigerator

Look inside the door

There's something there that's been there for years

To open the package would give me tears

I don't know if it's got mold

but it's really really really old