The Worst Restaurant
Art Paul Schlosser · The Best Of Art Paul Schlosser
Come to our restaurant
Come to our restaurant
Bring your family too
Come to our restaurant
Come to our restaurant
We'll serve you Porky Pine Stew
It's the finest Dandelion Pie
Soup of the day is Skunk Mushroom
The parking spots; they're all occupied
No Bathrooms
No Bathrooms
The Music is all noise: Aughhhhh !
But you should see the menus
They're all written in different foreign languages
So you can't argue
You can't argue with the cook
Come to our restaurant
Bring your family too
Come to our restaurant
Come to our restaurant
We'll serve you Porky Pine Stew
It's the finest Dandelion Pie
Soup of the day is Skunk Mushroom
The parking spots; they're all occupied
No Bathrooms
No Bathrooms
The Music is all noise: Aughhhhh !
But you should see the menus
They're all written in different foreign languages
So you can't argue
You can't argue with the cook