Venison Christmas

Art Paul Schlosser · Vote For Me, Its A Joke [2003]

It was Late one December night

When My Dad saw a real bright red light

So he thought it just might

Be a reindeer in flight

So he pull out his gun

And he bagged him one



We're gonna have a venison Christmas this year

Rudolph on the grill

We're gonna have a venison Christmas this year

You can come on over too



Well some people like to eat turkey

And some people like to eat ham

Some people like beef jerky

And some people like eat spam

I don't know what your serving

But we're having venison