Want To Be A Librarian

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Hi

You might be wondering what should you do with your life ?

You want a career,

you want to come up with something great to do with your life ?

Well I have a great idea.



Wouldn't you want to be a Librarian ?

I bet you want to be a Librarian ?

I bet secretly inside your thinking

Wouldn't it be great to be a Librarian ?



I bet you want to be a Librarian ?

Yeah if you were a Librarian

You could benefits for being

For being a Librarian



Yeah if you were a Librarian

You get holidays off for being a Librarian

You could benefits and

You get to work in air conditioning



Yeah you don't have to be good looking

Yeah you could be really ugly and be a Librarian

Or you could be tall or short

Or you could have lots of warts



Yeah you don't have to be

The most smartest person in the world

But you do need a degree in library

So you can be a Librarian



Yeah I bet you want to be a Librarian ?

Don't you want to be a Librarian ?

I bet secretly inside your thinking

Wow I'd like to be a Librarian ?



Yeah but if you were Tiger Woods and

You broke your arm

Or if you were Sharon Stone and

You were in a car crash

You know if you were

The greatest singer in the World maybe not Madonna

And all of a sudden you became ugly and couldn't sing

Well I don't know what you'd do

But if you were Michael Jordan

You could always still do Nike commercials

But I'm not sure Bruce Springsteen might have to get a job

As a Librarian

Yeah if you were a celebrity you could still be a Librarian

Yeah if you were a Librarian

People could get a book and get an autograph



Don't you want to be a Librarian ?

I bet you want to be a Librarian ?

I bet secretly inside you thinking

Wow if I could only be a Librarian ?



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Well I don't know the rest ask a Librarian



Yeah don't you want to be a Librarian ?

Wouldn't you love to be a Librarian ?

Cause you could read books if you were a Librarian

And you could have fun looking up all the references