We Took A Pole
Art Paul Schlosser · Untitled I And Untitled II
We took a poll
I'm not sure if it was a telephone pole or not
And we found 90 % percent of the people we didn't ask
believed polls are incorrect
And of the 90 % percent you know that we didn't ask
50 % percent believed scientist were interviewing sparrows
20 % percent of the 90 % percent that we didn't ask
Believed our Grandma oh Our Grandmas made up the poll
Or maybe Elvis
And the remaining 10 % percent were vacationing in Antarctica
for spring break
Or was that Florida
The moral of the story is:
Never look for a penny in the corner of a round room
I'm not sure if it was a telephone pole or not
And we found 90 % percent of the people we didn't ask
believed polls are incorrect
And of the 90 % percent you know that we didn't ask
50 % percent believed scientist were interviewing sparrows
20 % percent of the 90 % percent that we didn't ask
Believed our Grandma oh Our Grandmas made up the poll
Or maybe Elvis
And the remaining 10 % percent were vacationing in Antarctica
for spring break
Or was that Florida
The moral of the story is:
Never look for a penny in the corner of a round room