Your Car Is A Ufo
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1.Your car is a U.F.O.
When your car goes,it really goes
It don't know the word no
It don't know the word slow
It only knows the word go
2.Your car is a U.F.O.
Your foot just likes the word fast
When your foot is on the gas
Every car you pass
Turns into ash
You know your just too fast
3.Your car is a U.F.O
You're light years away
You're way to fast
You're a cosmic jet ace
You're out in outer space
Light years away
Your bodies in the grave
You got hit by a train
At the funeral:Dearly Beloved
We are gathered here today
For our fellow fast car driver
He was very intelligent I guess
But not highly that intelligent because he never saw that sign and got
Well as you can see he no longer can drive fast
So it's now safe to walk across the street these days and well AMEN
When your car goes,it really goes
It don't know the word no
It don't know the word slow
It only knows the word go
2.Your car is a U.F.O.
Your foot just likes the word fast
When your foot is on the gas
Every car you pass
Turns into ash
You know your just too fast
3.Your car is a U.F.O
You're light years away
You're way to fast
You're a cosmic jet ace
You're out in outer space
Light years away
Your bodies in the grave
You got hit by a train
At the funeral:Dearly Beloved
We are gathered here today
For our fellow fast car driver
He was very intelligent I guess
But not highly that intelligent because he never saw that sign and got
Well as you can see he no longer can drive fast
So it's now safe to walk across the street these days and well AMEN