The Republican Song (Banjo Version)

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The Republicans are over here

The Republicans are over there

And before you know it theres going to be a Republican beer



The Republicans are in our schools

The Republicans are in churches too

And before you know it they'll be selling you Republican underwear



Yeah !



Don't look under the bed

You don't know what you'll find

And in the mirror-in the mirror is there a Republican ?



Are you a Republican ?

Are you a Republican ?

Yeah ! I heard Republicans are rich and I need a big tip

so if your a republican give me a $20 or a $50



Yeah !

Are you a Republican ?

Are you a Republican ?

I heard Republicans are rich

and if your a Republican I hope you'll give a big tip



I'm not talking about a $5

I'm not talking about a $10

No how about a hundred dollar bill-

hey if your a republican why aren't you generous ?