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Artist/Band: 
Weird Al Yankovic 
Lyrics for Song: Melanie 
Lyrics for Album: The Essential 3.0 Weird Al Yankovic [2010]
  
               
  29193>Me-he-he-helanie
  What can the problem be
  Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
  Why won't you go out with me
 
 
  She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building
  I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap
  I knew she had to be the girl for me
  And to think I probably never would have found her
  If I hadn't bought that telescope
 
 
  Oh, Me-he-he-helanie
  What can the problem be
  Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
  Why won't you go out with me
 
 
  I just can't understand it
  Why won't you return my phone calls
  Are you still mad I gave a Mohawk to your cat
  If you'd just say the word
  I'm certain that our love would last forever and ever
  Or are you too dumb to realize that
 
 
  Me-he-he-helanie
  What can the problem be
  Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
  Why won't you go out with me
  How can you ignore me when you know that I can't live without you
  I have to go through your garbage
  Just to learn more about you
 
 
  Melanie, ooh
  Oh sweet Me-he-he-helanie
  Why won't you go out with me
 
 
  You weren't impressed when I tattooed your name
  Across my forehead
  You wouldn't listen when I promised to be true
  I couldn't stand it so I jumped out
  From the sixteenth story window
  Right above you
  Now I may be dead but I still love you
 
 
  Me-he-he-helanie
  What can the problem be
  Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
  Why won't you go out with me
 
 
  Me-he-he-helanie
  What can the problem be
  Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
  Why won't you go out with me
 
 
  I'm singin' Me-he-he-helanie
  What can the problem be
  Sweet, sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
  Why won't you go out with me
 
 
  I'm singin' Me-he-he-helanie
  What can the problem be
  Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
  Why won't you go out with me
 
 
  I'm singin' Me-he-he-helanie
  What can the problem be
  Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
  Why won't you go out with me
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| Album Lyrics: The Essential 3.0 Weird Al Yankovic [2010] | 
 
   Weird Al Yankovic 
"The Essential 3.0 Weird Al Yankovic [2010]"
 
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