Artist/Band:
Weird Al Yankovic
Lyrics for Song: Jurassic Park
Lyrics for Album: The Essential 3.0 Weird Al Yankovic [2010]
I recall the time
They found those fossilized mosquitoes
And before long, they were cloning DNA
Now, I'm being chased by some
Irate velociraptors, well, believe me,
This has been one lousy day
Jurrasic park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit it's kinda eerie
But this proves my Chaos Theory
And I don't think I'll be coming back again
Oh noooo!
I cannot approve of this attraction
'Cause getting disembowled
Always makes me kinda mad
A huge Tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer
Well I suppose that proves
They're really not all bad.
Jurrasic park is frightning in the dark
all the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T-rex out of his pen.
I'm afraid those things will harm me
Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner
Not their friend
Oh nooo!
**Tortured screams**
Jurrasic park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
What a crummy weekend this has been.
Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket
Think I'll tell them where to stick it
'Cause I'm never coming back this way, again!
Oh nooo!!! whoooaahh nooooo!
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