Artist/Band: 
Weird Al Yankovic 
Lyrics for Song: Wanna B Ur Lovr 
Lyrics for Album: The Essential 3.0 Weird Al Yankovic [2010]
  
               
  14831>I don't have a library card
  But do you mind if I check you out?
  I like your skeletal structure, baby
  You're an ectomorph, no doubt
 
 
  Your face is real symmetrical
  And your nostils are so nice
  I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
  So I could see you twice
 
 
  Girl, you smell like Fritos
  That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
  You're so hot, you're gonna melt
  The elastic in my underwear
 
 
  I'll bet you're magically delicious
  Like a bowl of Lucky Charms
  You'd look like Venus de Milo
  If I just cut off your arms
  What I'm tryin' to say is ...
 
 
  I wanna be your lover, baby
  I need somebody to love
  You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
  Now, I need somebody to love
 
 
  Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
  Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
  Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
  Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
 
 
  Do you believe in love at first sight
  Or should I walk by again?
  My love for you'd like diarrhea
  I just can't hold it in
 
 
  Stop, drop and roll now
  'Cause baby, you're on fire
  I'll bet your outfit
  Makes a lot of noise in the drier
 
 
  You're absolutely perfect
  Don't speak now, you might spoil it
  Your eyes are even bluer
  Than the water in my toilet
 
 
  Say, has anyone ever told you
  You've got Yugoslavian hands?
  No, of course not, that would be stupid
  Just forget I ever brought it up
  The point I'm trying to make is ...
 
 
  I wanna be your lover, baby
  I need somebody to love
  You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
  Now, I need somebody to love
 
 
  Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
  Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
  Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
  Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
 
 
  I wanna be your Krakatoa
  Let my lava flow all over you
  I wanna be your anaconda
  And your heat-seeking missile too
 
 
  I wanna be your beef burrito
  Am I making this perfectly clear?
  I wanna be your love torpedo
  Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
  Uh huh
 
 
  I hope I'm not being forward
  But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
  You can tell me truthfully
  Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?
 
 
  There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
  To desribe how smooth I am
  Maybe you've seen my picture
  It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"
 
 
  My lips are registered weapons
  Can I invade your personal space?
  You must have fallen from heaven
  That would explain how you messed up your face
 
 
  Well, how'd you get through security?
  'Cause, baby, you're the bomb
  I'd like to take you home right now
  So you can meet my mom
  Because I ...
 
 
  I wanna be your lover, baby
  I need somebody to love
  You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
  Now, I need somebody to love
 
 
  Girl, you must be Jamaican
  Because Jamaican me crazy
  Girl, you must be Jamaican (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
  Because Jamaican me crazy (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
 
 
  4x
  I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican)
  (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
  I need somebody to love
  (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
  You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
  (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
  Now, I need somebody to love
  (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
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