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Artist/Band: South Park (Related Recordings)
Lyrics for Song: Eric Cartman - Swiss Colony Beef Log
Lyrics for Album: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics [1999]



Stockings are hung on the chimney,

And the presents are under the tree,

And mama's in the kitchen

Making some herbal tea.



Windows are covered with frost

And the candles are all alight,

But as I wander through this quiet house,

Something just doesn't seem right.



You see, every year, the neighbors bring us

A Swiss Colony Beef Log.

But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)

There's no Beef Log to be found this year.



(No Beef Log)



Christmas isn't Christmas

Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log.

Without those cheeses and meats

I don't think I can get along.



Mother tries to comfort me;

She says "Here, Son, have some eggnog."

I fucking hate eggnog, seriously.



But what do I see

Underneath the tree?

Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me!

Ah, ah, ah, Grandma!!



Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!

That's what Christmas is all about!

A rolly poly Colony Beef Log Baby,

Makes a little boy scream and shout!



Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony!

Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!



Sweet!


Album Lyrics: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics [1999]


South Park (Related Recordings)
"Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics [1999]"


1. Adolf Hitler - O Tannenbaum
2. Chef - What The Hell Child Is This?
3. Cowboy Timmy - Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo
4. Eric Cartman - Swiss Colony Beef Log
5. Juan Schwartz - Dead, Dead, Dead
6. Kenny & Mr. Hankey - The Most Offensive Song Ever
7. Kid's Choir - Hark The Herald Angels Sing
8. Kyle Broflovski - The Lonely Jew On Christmas
9. Mr Hankey & The Kids - Ave Urself A Merry Lil Xmas
10. Mr. Garrison - Merry Fucking Christmas
11. Mr. Hankey - Santa Claus Is On His Way
12. Mr. Mackey - Carol Of The Bells
13. Mr. Ose - We Three Kings
14. O Holy Night
15. Satan The Dark Prince - Christmas Time In Hell
16. Shelley Marsh - I Saw Three Ships
17. Stan & Wendy - It Happened In Sun Valley
18. The Broflovski's - Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel