Artist/Band:
South Park (Related Recordings)
Lyrics for Song: Kenny & Mr. Hankey - The Most Offensive Song Ever
Lyrics for Album: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics [1999]
Howdy-ho
Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared
He said "You are to be the Virgin Mother"
But Mary thought that was weird
Mary said, "I'm not a virgin, I blew a guy last year."
But then Gabriel said to Mary, "My child have no fear
'Cause you can suck all the dick you want,
And still be a virgin, Mary!
You can suck all the dick you want,
And still not be considered flawed
Although you went to town and sucked some semen down.
You're still a virgin in the eyes of God
There's was no room at the inn when Mary and Joseph did arrive
But they were so very tired you see
And Mary had to offer a bribe
Since she had no money
How would she pay for a place to sleep?
Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep
Cause you can suck all the dick you want,
And still be a virgin, Mary!
You can suck all the dick you want,
And still be the Mother of Christ
If there's no room at the inn, then it's not considered a sin
To suck some dick to get a room for the night
Then three wise men did appear, bearing gifts of myrth and such
They said that they had followed a star and missed a woman's touch
Mary thought she might pleasure them, but could not take them to bed
But again, Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said
You can suck all the dick you want,
And still be a virgin, Mary!
You can suck all dick you want,
Every one in the nation
Fellatio ain't no sin. Go on and blow those Three Wise Men
And you'll still be a virgin
'Cause there was no penetration
So, you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary!
The donkey and the ox and the lambs
And even the little drummer boy
People will remember your name quick
They'll say "Damn, that bitch could suck a good dick!"
'Cause sucking dick
Brings peace on Earth and Joy!!
'Cause sucking dick
Brings peace on Earth and Joy!!
Mary, Mary, suck that dick
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