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Artist/Band:
South Park (Related Recordings)
Lyrics for Song: Kyle Broflovski - The Lonely Jew On Christmas
Lyrics for Album: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics [1999]
it's hard to be a jew on christmas,
my friends won't let me join in any games,
and i can't sing christmas songs or decorate a christmas tree,
or leave water out for rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me!
my people don't believe in Jesus Christ Divinity!
i'm a jew a lonely jew on christmas!
Hannukah is nice but
why is it, that Santa passes over my house every year.
and instead eating ham i have to eat kosher Latkes.
instead of Silent Night i'm singing "Hu Hagtol Gavish"
and what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles tell me please.
i'm a jew. a lonley jew.
i can't be merry, cause i'm hebrew
on Christmas.
hey little boy i couldn't help but hear,
you feelin left out of Christmas cheer.
well i've come to say you that you shouldn't be sad,
this is the one month that you should be glad.
cause it's nice to be a jew on christmas.
you don't have to deal with the season at all.
you don't have to be on your best behavior or give to charity.
you don't have to go to Grandma's house with your alchoholic family.
AND I DONT HAVE TO SIT ON SOME FAKE SANTA'S LAP AND HAVE
HIM BREATHE HIS STINKY BREATH ON ME!
(that's right. you're a jew)
A STYLIN JEW
it's a GOOD time to be HEBREW
ON CHRISTMAS.
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