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Artist/Band: Various Artists
Lyrics for Song: Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla
Lyrics for Album: Other Songs - Various Artists

Lyrics & Music by: Kathy Mandry & Bob Dorough

Performed by: Jack Sheldon

Now I have a friend named Rufus Xavier Sasparilla,

and I could say that Rufus found a kangaroo

That followed Rufus home

And now that kangaroo belongs

To Rufus Xavier Sasparilla

Whew! I could say that, but I don't have to

'Cause I have pronouns I can say,

HE found a kangaroo that followed HIM home

And now IT is HIS

You see, HE, HIM and HIS are pronouns

Replacing the noun Rufus Xavier Sasparilla,

A very proper noun,

And it is a pronoun replacing the noun kangaroo.

(How common.)

Now Rufus has a sister named Rafaella Gabriela Sasparilla

If she found a kangaroo I'd say to you

SHE found a kangaroo that followed HER home

and now it is HERS but I can't say that...

Because SHE found an aardvark

That fell in love with HER and THEY're so happy.

And my name is Albert Andreas Armadillo

(No relation to the Sasparillas)

Because of pronouns I can say:

I wish SHE would find a rhinoceros for ME

And WE'd be happy.

You see, a pronoun was made to take the place of a noun,

Because saying all those nouns over and over

Can really wear you down!

Now I could tell you Rafaella Gabriela

and Rufus Xavier Sasparilla and

Albert Andreas Armadillo found

an aardvark, a kangaroo and a rhinoceros

And now that aardvark and that kangaroo

and that rhinoceros belong respectively to

Rafaella Gabriela Sasparilla

and Rufus Xavier Sasparilla

and Albert Andreas Armadillo

Whew! Because of pronouns I can say in this way:

WE found THEM and THEY found US

And now THEY are OURs and WE're so happy

Thank you pronouns!

A pronoun was made to take the place of a noun

Because saying all those nouns over and over

Can really wear you down.

Sometimes when we take them all on the bus

People really raise a fuss

They start shouting out pronouns at us

Like, "WHO brought that rhinoceros on the bus?"

And "WHAT made that horrible noise?"

And "WHICH one of them's getting off first?"

WHO, WHAT, and WHICH are special pronouns

which can ask a question in the sense

where you do not know the name of the noun.

But I know

I have MINE and SHE has HERS and HE has HIS


THEY love US and WE love THEM

What's OURS is THEIRS, that's how it is with


And pronouns, you are really friends, yeah!

Cause saying all those nouns over and over

can really wear you down.

Album Lyrics: Other Songs - Various Artists

Various Artists
"Other Songs - Various Artists"

1. Can't Get It out of My Head [John Paul White]
2. Come Into Our Room [The M's]
3. Could Be Anything
4. Debaser [Rogue Wave]
5. Float On [Goldspot]
6. For Blue Skies [Strays Don't Sleep]
7. Hard Times
8. Hello Sunshine [Syd Matters ]
9. I Hate Everyone [Get Set Go]
10. I Me You [Jim Noir]
11. I Turn My Camera On [Rock Kills Kid]
12. Io (This Time Around)
13. Jesus Was a Crossmaker
14. Let It Out (Let It All Hang Out)
15. Light Years Away [Mozella]
16. Multiply [Jamie Lidell]
17. Pretty Vacant [Lady Sovereign]
18. Same in Any Language
19. Sexy Mistake [The Chalets]
20. Shut Us Down
21. Smile Like You Mean It [Tally Hall]
22. Wasted [Pinback]
23. Whatever Get's You Through Today
24. Where to Begin
25. Colored Spade
26. Danny Elfman - Main Titles
27. God Bless America
28. Humble Thyself
29. Kara's Flowers - Future Kid
30. Manchester England
31. Rise And Fall Of A Honky Tonk Her - Perley Curtis
32. United We Stand
33. Whenever, Wherever
34. Windows
35. 25 Or 6 To 4
36. Arkarna - The Future's Overrated
37. B2k - Bumpbumpbump
38. Beenie Man Featuring Janet - Feel It Boy
39. Bon Jovi - Everyday
40. Buffalo Gals
41. Dixie Chicks - Landslide
42. Ebudae
43. Ghosts - Stan Cox
44. Ginuwine - Stingy
45. Hank And Patsy S Ghost - Erin Hay
46. Jamboree On The Mountain - Erin Hay
47. Kissin' In Cars - Jesse Lee
48. Overlooked
49. Walking In Space
50. 2012
51. Abie Baby
52. Apple Of Sodom
53. Avril Lavigne - Complicated
54. Beds Are Burning
55. Broken Guitar Man - Ronnie Kimball
56. Creed - One Last Breath
57. Do The Circulation
58. Electricity, Electricity
59. Everybody Plays The Fool
60. Figure Eight
61. Frank Mills
62. I'm Black, Ain't Got No
63. In The Jailhouse Now
64. La Guadalupana
65. Lamento Boliviano [Live] - Los Enanitos Verdes
66. Owen - Martin Delray
67. Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla
68. Sanctuary
69. To Be Scared By An Owl
70. Two Solders Coming Home - Lori Mckenna
71. Yaadein Nostalgia -Aadil, Salman, Mahira